SoUtH aMeRiCa = BeAuTiFuL aSSeS!

Day 38 - May 9, 2007

This is the second day of searching for South American beauties. Today, I found this:

She is an Argentine babe, another amazing ass. Only thing I can tell you is that she is a model, and perhaps an actress. I tried googling her, but nothing is English. I felt like a little kid just looking at pictures and not reading anything. I still dont understand how all these babes have great asses. Is it the weather, the climate, the exercise? How do they make their butts so bubbly round? This will take hours of studying. I leave you now.

This is day 38 and I want to go to South America.

ThE gIrL nExT dOOr

Day 36 - May 7, 2007

So, I was in the driveway playing some basketball, minding my own business, when an alien spacecraft came down from the sky and abducted me. To make a long story short, I got pr0bed. Of course, this didn't happen. So, I was playing basketball in my driveway when I noticed my neighbor. Now, normally neighbors don't normally notice each other other than the standard "Hello" and wave. But I noticed her. She had some short pants and a tight pink tank top. Niice. Later that night, I Googled "Girl Next Door." And did I get results:

I wish she was my neighbor too.

This is day 36 and I'm hands free.