Ass MaN

Day 41 - May 12, 2007

This is a tribute to the asses all of the hot women in the world:

I recently went to a rave and the girls there were out of this world. I got a couple of them to dance with me and let me tell you, there were wild! I felt like I was a lion or something, hunting for some prime meat, the ass of hot chicks. I got on dance floor and got "wit it." There was a lot of booty bumping and it got really hot and sweaty. So, we went back to my hotel room to cool off. I'll spare you the rest of the details of that night, but I'll say this: I am still master of my domain.

This is day 41 and I wished this bet would have never happened.

SoUtH aMeRiCa = BeAuTiFuL aSSeS!

Day 38 - May 9, 2007

This is the second day of searching for South American beauties. Today, I found this:

She is an Argentine babe, another amazing ass. Only thing I can tell you is that she is a model, and perhaps an actress. I tried googling her, but nothing is English. I felt like a little kid just looking at pictures and not reading anything. I still dont understand how all these babes have great asses. Is it the weather, the climate, the exercise? How do they make their butts so bubbly round? This will take hours of studying. I leave you now.

This is day 38 and I want to go to South America.

StRiPtEaSe iS tHe NeW wOrKoUt

Day 25

I was looking on the "Interweb" and saw that Carmen Electra had posed for the Russian FHM (Who knew?).


I can't read Russian so I'll pretend the captions say, "Fuck me. Someone fuck me. I am horny." For her age she still looks as sexy as ever. Man, I bet every woman wants to look that good at her age. These pictures made me dig up my collection of Carmen Electra's Aerobic Striptease. Ah, exercise never looked so good. But, I can't help and wonder if anyone gets fit from these workout DVDs. I don't care. I just want to know girls who know aerobic striptease. I can't decide on Carmen's best move. It's either the dips and butt smack or the crawl. Ooh, my loins.

This is day 25 and I'm hands free.

ReCoVeRy

Day 17

After yesterday, I was recovering. I was pretty close to losing the bet and that would be bad. It is a lot harder than I thought. I am in new territory. I've never lasted this long before. The doubt is creeping in. So is the urge. I just got to keep at it. Got to keep myself busy. I'm still in this. I got to keep it optimistic. However someone doesn't think so. She's been sending me text messages to demoralize me. And she sent a picture of her "girlfriend's" (inside joke) ass. Here let me show you: I think that's a pretty nice ass too but it's not going to work, Jessie. I'm too determined.

This is day 17 and I'm too weak..........................NOT!