ThE bRiTiSh ArE cOmInG

Day 32

She acts, sings, models, and she has got a smashing bum and knockers. It seems Jennifer Ellison is a perfect replacement for the grotty Britney Spears. These are a couple of pics from one of her photo shoot:

I don't know about you guys, but she gives me an instant stonker. I guess the summer is getting really close when totties are shooting pictures in their bikinis. Here is a picture from her Maxim UK shoot:

That knife is a bit too close for comfort though. I fancy the chains she's wear though. It leave a lot to my imagination. Yeah, I wouldn't mind shagging her on spinning wheel. Talk dirty to me with your British accent. Spot on.

This is day 32 and I hate this bet.

If I wErE tRaPPeD oN aN eLeVaToR...

Day 23

The question of being trapped on an elevator with someone else has been hypothesized countless of times. The logical choice would be Superman. However, choosing her:


wouldn't be a bad choice either. It appears both choices come with its perks. With Superman, I would be out of the elevator in a second, whether it be prying the elevator doors, using flight to fly out, or even cutting a hole at the bottom with his heat ray eyes. Choosing the latter has it perks too. I would...hmm...I would...I guess I would be trapped. With her. In her bikini. For hours. No one will find us. No sign of help for a while. Yeah, she wouldn't be a bad choice. Oops, I guess her top fell off and her bottoms are starting to fall.

I guess I'll have to help, hypothetically speaking.

This is day 23 and I was in Gotham City.
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