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Day 44 - May 15, 2007

Well my boy, I've lasted 44 days! I can almost see the light. I dream of girls prancing around half naked and fully naked. I see giant hills shaped of breasts and booty. I see girls sucking on bananas and see how much they can down. I walk a little further and I see girls in schoolgirl uniforms kissing each other and having fun. Girls on top of cars.

Business women stripping to their bare essentials. Over to my left, brunettes and blondes are wrestling and boxing each other to see who has the superior hair color. Celebrities are doing the aerobic striptease and covering their female assets with technological peripherals over to my right. Then, dead straight ahead, I reach to a goddess among goddesses. Alessandra Ambrosio.

The things I want to do to her...

This is day 44 and I have become delusional.

JuMp FoR jOy!

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ThE wEaThEr Is MaKiNg Me HoRnY

Day 39 - May 10, 2007

I was flipping the channels today and I saw the most amazing weather woman:

Her name is Jackie Guerrido on Despierta America. Apparently the TV station doesn't care if she dresses so provocative and so tempting. Just look at all of the tops she wears.

It is so tight, that she has to talk really fast in order to let the air escape from her lungs.

And when she turns either to the left or the right, I can see that she has a very nice hourglass figure. Ai Yi Yi Yi!

This is day 39 and I wish she could report the local weather.

BrEaStAsTiC!

Day 35
Breastastic! That's what I would say to the marketing people over at Hanes. Just look at how their new women's underwear line is presented:

And Jennifer Love Hewitt as the model? Very smart and sexy. I just don't know how someone came up with putting lingerie on one of the hottest actresses with big breasts in Hollywood. All this "thinking" is making my blood rush to another part of my body. Now, if they also had Jessica Alba posing for these ads that would be SO nice! I think I am going to watch Heartbreakers tonight...
Note: Right now is finals week so I am going to be a bit behind.

This is day 35 and I am hands free.

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ThE bRiTiSh ArE cOmInG

Day 32

She acts, sings, models, and she has got a smashing bum and knockers. It seems Jennifer Ellison is a perfect replacement for the grotty Britney Spears. These are a couple of pics from one of her photo shoot:

I don't know about you guys, but she gives me an instant stonker. I guess the summer is getting really close when totties are shooting pictures in their bikinis. Here is a picture from her Maxim UK shoot:

That knife is a bit too close for comfort though. I fancy the chains she's wear though. It leave a lot to my imagination. Yeah, I wouldn't mind shagging her on spinning wheel. Talk dirty to me with your British accent. Spot on.

This is day 32 and I hate this bet.

I sPy WiTh My LiTtLe EyE...

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ThE vIeW iS nIcE

Day 3

When I accepted the bet, it seems more hot girls started to appear around me. Either that or I am more aware of them. The more I think about them, the easier it is for my friend to win the bet. Breasts seem bigger, lips seem fuller, butts seem tighter. I feel like the time when I started to notice girls. I have calculated my 45 days and it will be May 17, 2007 before the bet is over and I have won. It doesn't look too bad, but then again I'm only on my third day. Looks like a long road of ahead of me, so I won't bore you with the details. I'll have 42 more days to do that. Be sure to check out my videos of these blog entries at youtube.com/handsfree45. Or send me a voicemail at 630.395.7000.

This is day 3 and I'm hands free.