ThE mALL iS a SeXuAL pLaCe

Day 15

I went to the mall yesterday and if it weren't for the kids, old people, and the men, it would seem like a brothel. I was walking and I must of seen so many hot chicks that I could blow a gasket. I passed by the Victoria's Secret store and saw my favorite Brazilian models, Alessandra Ambrosio and Adriana Lima.



I wanted to be like Borat and do it right then and there but I kept it in. I knew I couldn't ruin the bet, so I walked into the store. There were so many bras and panties. The only time I saw so many bras was at a party in Florida...uhh but that's another story for another time. Ah reminiscing is so convenient because I don't need the internet for my needs. Ah, I love the mall. Browsing is becoming my new favorite pastime.

At 45 days, our thoughts and prayers goes out to the families of lost loved ones and those who are affected by the Virginia Tech massacre. Much love.

This is day 15 and I'm hands free.

DaMn ThAt LuCkY tEdDy BeAr

Day 13

Never have I've been so jealous of an oversized teddy bear. I never thought I would be envious of a teddy bear until now. If you haven't seen the video yet, I have included it for you.
It was "very hard" for me to watch this clip and not being able to "participate." She was very good at humping that teddy bear's leg. I was watching it with Bobo, my monkey. It was agonizing for the both of us. Alas, Bobo is not as strong minded as I am and he could not control it, so he started to slap and "spank" himeself (As you can tell, he loves Florida very much).
He was very shocked when he found out the teddy bear was his neighbor!
He cursed the heavens because he wasn't the one that girl was dry humping. You and me both, Bobo. You and me both.

This is day 13 and I'm going crazy.