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Day 16

So, I came to a close call today. I came very close to losing the bet. Tonight, unexpectedly I had a raging hard on while I was cooking. I felt I took Viagra. I don't know why it happened. It's not like I was looking at anything provocative. I couldn't get it down and I felt like I was about to burst. Jeez. Later in the evening, I came across some new pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio in the newest edition of Vegas magazine. She looks amazing.


You have to admit, some girls want to be like her; while every other guys wants to be in her. I just happen to be one of those guys. Now, I don't know if "it" has the power of foresight but I'm not surprised that "it" does. I'm just that talented. What's that? My psychic part is telling me that it knows what you're going to be doing tonight.

This is day 16 and I came close to losing :(

ThE mALL iS a SeXuAL pLaCe

Day 15

I went to the mall yesterday and if it weren't for the kids, old people, and the men, it would seem like a brothel. I was walking and I must of seen so many hot chicks that I could blow a gasket. I passed by the Victoria's Secret store and saw my favorite Brazilian models, Alessandra Ambrosio and Adriana Lima.



I wanted to be like Borat and do it right then and there but I kept it in. I knew I couldn't ruin the bet, so I walked into the store. There were so many bras and panties. The only time I saw so many bras was at a party in Florida...uhh but that's another story for another time. Ah reminiscing is so convenient because I don't need the internet for my needs. Ah, I love the mall. Browsing is becoming my new favorite pastime.

At 45 days, our thoughts and prayers goes out to the families of lost loved ones and those who are affected by the Virginia Tech massacre. Much love.

This is day 15 and I'm hands free.

SeX sElLs PrOdUcTs

Day 4

So I was watching TV and I noticed that sex does really sell. I must of watch 30 different commercials today and I've got to tell you, I dig the RGX girl. So I did a little research and I got to tell you, that Rachel Specter makes me regret taking the bet. Wow, the way she teases you in the commercials and that walk, oh man. I never appreciated commercials before. Not only am I noticing the Victoria's Secret commercials about the new weightless IPEX bra (which by the way looks great on Alessandra Ambrosio), but I'm noticing stuff like Old Navy ads and even Target ads. It's a simple thing to use sex appeal to sell products. I think Jerry Seinfeld said it best: "Women, they're so subtle, their little...everything they do is subtle...men are not subtle, we are obvious. Women know what men want, men know what men want, what do we want? We want women, that's it!...It's the only thing we know for sure, it really is: we want women. How do we get them? Oh, we don't know 'bout that, we don't know." Tonight, I'll be imagining Rachel Specter in an IPEX bra tonight. :(

By the way, I do have videos for these posts, just haven't gotten around to them yet.

This is day 4 and I'm hands free.