I'm GeeKiNg OuT!

Day 30

Well, it's been a month and I've had my share of close encounters of losing it. But I am still determined. My friends are trying to make me break and/or make me suffer. It's been tough not being able to share my expressions for a month to pictures like these:

I like what I see. A girl using Apple products. That's sex appeal right there. I wish there were more girls surfing the Internet nude or listening to their iPods in their panties. The world would be in a better and more attractive place. That's why I found her on Macenstein's "Mac Chick of the Month" for May 2007. Wow, a month of watching these pictures and videos and I still survived. God, I need a girlfriend...

This is day 30 and I'm geeked out! SEE BELOW
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StRiPtEaSe iS tHe NeW wOrKoUt

Day 25

I was looking on the "Interweb" and saw that Carmen Electra had posed for the Russian FHM (Who knew?).


I can't read Russian so I'll pretend the captions say, "Fuck me. Someone fuck me. I am horny." For her age she still looks as sexy as ever. Man, I bet every woman wants to look that good at her age. These pictures made me dig up my collection of Carmen Electra's Aerobic Striptease. Ah, exercise never looked so good. But, I can't help and wonder if anyone gets fit from these workout DVDs. I don't care. I just want to know girls who know aerobic striptease. I can't decide on Carmen's best move. It's either the dips and butt smack or the crawl. Ooh, my loins.

This is day 25 and I'm hands free.

ThE mALL iS a SeXuAL pLaCe

Day 15

I went to the mall yesterday and if it weren't for the kids, old people, and the men, it would seem like a brothel. I was walking and I must of seen so many hot chicks that I could blow a gasket. I passed by the Victoria's Secret store and saw my favorite Brazilian models, Alessandra Ambrosio and Adriana Lima.



I wanted to be like Borat and do it right then and there but I kept it in. I knew I couldn't ruin the bet, so I walked into the store. There were so many bras and panties. The only time I saw so many bras was at a party in Florida...uhh but that's another story for another time. Ah reminiscing is so convenient because I don't need the internet for my needs. Ah, I love the mall. Browsing is becoming my new favorite pastime.

At 45 days, our thoughts and prayers goes out to the families of lost loved ones and those who are affected by the Virginia Tech massacre. Much love.

This is day 15 and I'm hands free.

WeBcAm GiRlS aRe HoT

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