Ass MaN

Day 41 - May 12, 2007

This is a tribute to the asses all of the hot women in the world:

I recently went to a rave and the girls there were out of this world. I got a couple of them to dance with me and let me tell you, there were wild! I felt like I was a lion or something, hunting for some prime meat, the ass of hot chicks. I got on dance floor and got "wit it." There was a lot of booty bumping and it got really hot and sweaty. So, we went back to my hotel room to cool off. I'll spare you the rest of the details of that night, but I'll say this: I am still master of my domain.

This is day 41 and I wished this bet would have never happened.

ReCoVeRy

Day 17

After yesterday, I was recovering. I was pretty close to losing the bet and that would be bad. It is a lot harder than I thought. I am in new territory. I've never lasted this long before. The doubt is creeping in. So is the urge. I just got to keep at it. Got to keep myself busy. I'm still in this. I got to keep it optimistic. However someone doesn't think so. She's been sending me text messages to demoralize me. And she sent a picture of her "girlfriend's" (inside joke) ass. Here let me show you: I think that's a pretty nice ass too but it's not going to work, Jessie. I'm too determined.

This is day 17 and I'm too weak..........................NOT!

WeLcOmE tO tHe GrInDhOuSe

Day 12

I watched Grindhouse tonight and I'm not going to do any reviews but watching Rose McGowan taking down zombies with her M4A1 rifle leg (Trust me, I know my guns). I wish she had both her legs and weilding the gun rather than just one leg and one nub. However, her one leg is still sexy and her stripper scene is awesome. Dancing around in her stripperware and showing her tight little tush...Well, I'm tired so I'm going to keep this short. It's already the next day. Nite and I'll have nice dreams of Rose McGowan.

This is day 12 and I'm hands free.