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Day 45 - May 16, 2007

Well, today marks the end of the bet. Mission accomplished. Bet completed. Unleash the rage that is within my pants. I've learned a lot through this experience. During this time, women became less of an object and I've become more appreciative of the female body. I've kept my word and went through 45 days of hell. I kind of felt like this everyday:

Sex was on my mind every single day throughout the 45 day period. I did say at the beginning it would take motivation, dedication, and every fiber of my being. Now at the end of it, I am a stronger person and I have the willpower to accomplish the near impossible. Today is a glorious day and who better to celebrate it with me than Jessica Alba and her new GQ photo spread.

She is the hottest woman on the face of the planet. She reminds me of the Borat quote: This C.J. was like no Kazakh woman I have ever seen. She had golden hair, teeth as white as pearls, and the asshole of a seven-year-old. For the first time in my lifes, I was in love. That's kind of like how I feel about Jessica Alba. Her face is so beautiful, her body is as petite as a ten-year-old. Heh heh. I would like to put pains in her assholes. To California! First, I have to make a pit stop...if you know what I mean.

This is day 45 and I AM RELIEVED!!!!

ScHooL iS oUt FoR sUmmEr!

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I'm GeeKiNg OuT!

Day 30

Well, it's been a month and I've had my share of close encounters of losing it. But I am still determined. My friends are trying to make me break and/or make me suffer. It's been tough not being able to share my expressions for a month to pictures like these:

I like what I see. A girl using Apple products. That's sex appeal right there. I wish there were more girls surfing the Internet nude or listening to their iPods in their panties. The world would be in a better and more attractive place. That's why I found her on Macenstein's "Mac Chick of the Month" for May 2007. Wow, a month of watching these pictures and videos and I still survived. God, I need a girlfriend...

This is day 30 and I'm geeked out! SEE BELOW
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tAbLe FoR oNe

Day 5

My friends and I went to a Bulls game tonight. I got to see the Bulls decimated the Nets in a 105-74 victory. I paid money to see millionaires throw and shoot around a basketball. I saw the luvabulls dance their routine. Let me just say, they sure kept my mind of girls, sex, and my "extracurriculars." Afterwards, I had wanted to go for some pizza, but none of my friends wanted go (figures, right?) So, I jokingly suggested that I should reserve a table for one then. Then my lady friend, Monica, said the funniest shit tonight: "Oh, that is so sad. Do they even have those?" HI-larious. So we wind up not going and we found ourselves at McD's because parking was much easier and we got a free big mac for the Bulls victory. Damn downtown with its confusing one way streets and cab drivers. Well, my table for one is ready now.

This is day 5 and I'm hands free.

SeX sElLs PrOdUcTs

Day 4

So I was watching TV and I noticed that sex does really sell. I must of watch 30 different commercials today and I've got to tell you, I dig the RGX girl. So I did a little research and I got to tell you, that Rachel Specter makes me regret taking the bet. Wow, the way she teases you in the commercials and that walk, oh man. I never appreciated commercials before. Not only am I noticing the Victoria's Secret commercials about the new weightless IPEX bra (which by the way looks great on Alessandra Ambrosio), but I'm noticing stuff like Old Navy ads and even Target ads. It's a simple thing to use sex appeal to sell products. I think Jerry Seinfeld said it best: "Women, they're so subtle, their little...everything they do is subtle...men are not subtle, we are obvious. Women know what men want, men know what men want, what do we want? We want women, that's it!...It's the only thing we know for sure, it really is: we want women. How do we get them? Oh, we don't know 'bout that, we don't know." Tonight, I'll be imagining Rachel Specter in an IPEX bra tonight. :(

By the way, I do have videos for these posts, just haven't gotten around to them yet.

This is day 4 and I'm hands free.