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Day 34

According to Tubewad, who received their information from TV Guide, Salma Hayek will NOT be returning the show, Ugly Betty. Now, I happen to watch the show and enjoy the humor in the show. It is entertaining on a Thursday night when Smallville is on reruns. I liked watching Salma Hayek on the show, mainly because of this:

According to Tubewad, Hayek is not return to Ugly Betty because she is "prego" (pregnant) and wanting to get back to her movie career. Also according to Tubewad, the main reason Salma Hayek agreed to appear on the Ugly Betty show was to help boost low ratings. I know she also boosted something of mine...Here is also the clip:

This is day 34 and I'm suffering.

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Day 20

I was looking at some stuff on YouTube and I found this video of a chick shoving a banana down her throat.
That's hot. Talk about a deep throat. I loved the look on the guy's face when she took the banana down. She must be either getting a lot of practice in or she might have loose throat muscles. She is very talented and it seems ever since this video, women and men started to do similar videos of the same thing. They try to copy what she had already accomplished: to swallow an entire banana. The only thing that could be better with the video if both girls were swallowing it from each end and kiss at the end (sort of like Lady and the Tramp). That would be awesome! Oh, how I miss my alone time.

This is day 20 and I'm hands free but it is tempting...

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Day 3

When I accepted the bet, it seems more hot girls started to appear around me. Either that or I am more aware of them. The more I think about them, the easier it is for my friend to win the bet. Breasts seem bigger, lips seem fuller, butts seem tighter. I feel like the time when I started to notice girls. I have calculated my 45 days and it will be May 17, 2007 before the bet is over and I have won. It doesn't look too bad, but then again I'm only on my third day. Looks like a long road of ahead of me, so I won't bore you with the details. I'll have 42 more days to do that. Be sure to check out my videos of these blog entries at youtube.com/handsfree45. Or send me a voicemail at 630.395.7000.

This is day 3 and I'm hands free.