OnE iS tHe LoNeLiEsT nUmBeR

Day 44 - May 15, 2007

Well my boy, I've lasted 44 days! I can almost see the light. I dream of girls prancing around half naked and fully naked. I see giant hills shaped of breasts and booty. I see girls sucking on bananas and see how much they can down. I walk a little further and I see girls in schoolgirl uniforms kissing each other and having fun. Girls on top of cars.

Business women stripping to their bare essentials. Over to my left, brunettes and blondes are wrestling and boxing each other to see who has the superior hair color. Celebrities are doing the aerobic striptease and covering their female assets with technological peripherals over to my right. Then, dead straight ahead, I reach to a goddess among goddesses. Alessandra Ambrosio.

The things I want to do to her...

This is day 44 and I have become delusional.

TaLeNtEd BaNaNa GiRl

Day 20

I was looking at some stuff on YouTube and I found this video of a chick shoving a banana down her throat.
That's hot. Talk about a deep throat. I loved the look on the guy's face when she took the banana down. She must be either getting a lot of practice in or she might have loose throat muscles. She is very talented and it seems ever since this video, women and men started to do similar videos of the same thing. They try to copy what she had already accomplished: to swallow an entire banana. The only thing that could be better with the video if both girls were swallowing it from each end and kiss at the end (sort of like Lady and the Tramp). That would be awesome! Oh, how I miss my alone time.

This is day 20 and I'm hands free but it is tempting...