Monday, May 7, 2007

ThE gIrL nExT dOOr

Day 36 - May 7, 2007

So, I was in the driveway playing some basketball, minding my own business, when an alien spacecraft came down from the sky and abducted me. To make a long story short, I got pr0bed. Of course, this didn't happen. So, I was playing basketball in my driveway when I noticed my neighbor. Now, normally neighbors don't normally notice each other other than the standard "Hello" and wave. But I noticed her. She had some short pants and a tight pink tank top. Niice. Later that night, I Googled "Girl Next Door." And did I get results:

I wish she was my neighbor too.

This is day 36 and I'm hands free.

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