BrUnEttE vS. bLoNdE bOxInG

Day 29

This video got my juices flowing:

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I loved the music. I loved the women. I even loved what they were doing. Jumping and getting all sweaty playing the Nintendo Wii. Whoever is the camera guy, bravo. You have the eye of a angel. The way pan in and out of the blonde's heaving chest and the brunette's firm body, it was beautiful. And the slow motion effects. It was timed at the right places. When the jumping and the celebration happened, the slow motion happened too. I didn't like the slow motion voices though. Sounds kinda manly. So, who won? Everyone won. Everyone won. Let's all do a victory dance.

This is day 29 and I'm hands free.

NeW LiNgErIe To ShOw

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HoTTiEs At HoLLiStEr

Day 27

A new mall opened up where I worked and one of the stores is Hollister Co.


Normally this doesn't concern me other than to buy clothes from there, but this time the people who work at Hollister bank with us. This is awesome. The employed hotties of Hollister come by the branch almost every day. Just today, three girls from Hollister came to the branch. Two of them were "very niice." Makes me want to have sexy-time in their "vazhïn." I'm just joking...................................................................................NOT! If any girls working at Hollister needs some help with banking, I can be reached at handsfree45@gmail.com. I can demonstrate my "deposits and withdrawals."

This is day 27 and Hollister only employs the hot ones. Good for me, bad for the bet.

A mAtCh MaDe In HeAvEn

Day 26

I was reading on Digg.com and one of the links was to a site of gamer girls. There are 11 pages of hot (and the not so hot) and hardcore gamer girls. And this is where I found her:


Her name is Britini and she's 19 years old. She likes all the games that I like, especially first person shooters. That's hot. A girl that can handle herself in a game of Gears of War, is a girl I want in my book. She's also easy on the eyes.

Her lips are, uh, nice and full.


This picture of her licking her Xbox 360, HOTT!! She says she plays 5 hours a night, but I wonder what she does the rest of the night...Hmm, better keep her company. What's your gamer tag, Britini? We should hook up.

This is day 26 and I can't take it anymore.

StRiPtEaSe iS tHe NeW wOrKoUt

Day 25

I was looking on the "Interweb" and saw that Carmen Electra had posed for the Russian FHM (Who knew?).


I can't read Russian so I'll pretend the captions say, "Fuck me. Someone fuck me. I am horny." For her age she still looks as sexy as ever. Man, I bet every woman wants to look that good at her age. These pictures made me dig up my collection of Carmen Electra's Aerobic Striptease. Ah, exercise never looked so good. But, I can't help and wonder if anyone gets fit from these workout DVDs. I don't care. I just want to know girls who know aerobic striptease. I can't decide on Carmen's best move. It's either the dips and butt smack or the crawl. Ooh, my loins.

This is day 25 and I'm hands free.

A dReAm CoMe TrUe?

Day 24

In the world of pornographic material, you have the softcore and the hardcore, the real and the cartoon, the norm and the out-there-extreme. But there has never been video games meets girls until now. Introducing the NERDcore. Gamer girls who graciously strip down to the buff to stand, lay, and stretch behind video games and consoles.

Look at this: She is a very beautiful girl and a pretty smoking body. But the most important point is: she's IN THE NUDE with only a Nintendo Power Glove. How HOT is that?! That's hot. And what about this:

She's playing the new Super Mario Bros. game on the Nintendo DS on the TV! I think I'm in love...

This is day 24 and I'm hands free (and NERDcore).

If I wErE tRaPPeD oN aN eLeVaToR...

Day 23

The question of being trapped on an elevator with someone else has been hypothesized countless of times. The logical choice would be Superman. However, choosing her:


wouldn't be a bad choice either. It appears both choices come with its perks. With Superman, I would be out of the elevator in a second, whether it be prying the elevator doors, using flight to fly out, or even cutting a hole at the bottom with his heat ray eyes. Choosing the latter has it perks too. I would...hmm...I would...I guess I would be trapped. With her. In her bikini. For hours. No one will find us. No sign of help for a while. Yeah, she wouldn't be a bad choice. Oops, I guess her top fell off and her bottoms are starting to fall.

I guess I'll have to help, hypothetically speaking.

This is day 23 and I was in Gotham City.
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MoRnInG wOoD

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I wAnT tHaT iPoD

Day 21

It just so happens I was flipping through my Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition 2007 (I happen to like the articles) and I saw a lovely picture of a video iPod.


I know this because of the wider screen and the headphone jack is slightly towards the right of the iPod rather than right in the middle. God, I wish I could have it. iPod, I mean. The ability to watch TV shows and movies right in the palm of my hand. My palms are getting sweaty. Hmm. Oh, who am I kidding? Marisa Miller looks smoking with the iPod. Now, if that were an iPod shuffle, this bet would be over and I would have lost. I can spin the iPod click wheel pretty fast. It IS in the right place...I'm such a geek.

This is day 21 and my pants are bulging.

TaLeNtEd BaNaNa GiRl

Day 20

I was looking at some stuff on YouTube and I found this video of a chick shoving a banana down her throat.
That's hot. Talk about a deep throat. I loved the look on the guy's face when she took the banana down. She must be either getting a lot of practice in or she might have loose throat muscles. She is very talented and it seems ever since this video, women and men started to do similar videos of the same thing. They try to copy what she had already accomplished: to swallow an entire banana. The only thing that could be better with the video if both girls were swallowing it from each end and kiss at the end (sort of like Lady and the Tramp). That would be awesome! Oh, how I miss my alone time.

This is day 20 and I'm hands free but it is tempting...

PoT dAy

Day 19

There is no post today because of Pot Day. Happy 4/20.

This is day 19 and I'm hands free.

TaLk To ThE hAnD

Day 18

Everyday, millions of men and women around the world fall prey to the this. It happens in showers, bedrooms, and many other places in the home. Some can get it pretty quickly or slowly, depending on a single individual. To others, it remains a complete mystery on how to DiY or to others. Inanimate objects can be used to accelerate the treatment such as a vibrating duck:

Creams and other topical ointments can be used to help. What am I talking about? Manual stimulation, of course.

This is my research.
It is through my "research" I am able to see the vicious cycle that us humans fall prey to everyday. For some this happens everyday or every other day. While others can go through 18 days without it. Don't believe me? Talk to the hand. He's lonely.



This is day 18 and I'm Chris Hanson from NBC Dateline...umm I mean I'm hands free.

ReCoVeRy

Day 17

After yesterday, I was recovering. I was pretty close to losing the bet and that would be bad. It is a lot harder than I thought. I am in new territory. I've never lasted this long before. The doubt is creeping in. So is the urge. I just got to keep at it. Got to keep myself busy. I'm still in this. I got to keep it optimistic. However someone doesn't think so. She's been sending me text messages to demoralize me. And she sent a picture of her "girlfriend's" (inside joke) ass. Here let me show you: I think that's a pretty nice ass too but it's not going to work, Jessie. I'm too determined.

This is day 17 and I'm too weak..........................NOT!

cLoSe CaLL oR fOrEsIgHt?

Day 16

So, I came to a close call today. I came very close to losing the bet. Tonight, unexpectedly I had a raging hard on while I was cooking. I felt I took Viagra. I don't know why it happened. It's not like I was looking at anything provocative. I couldn't get it down and I felt like I was about to burst. Jeez. Later in the evening, I came across some new pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio in the newest edition of Vegas magazine. She looks amazing.


You have to admit, some girls want to be like her; while every other guys wants to be in her. I just happen to be one of those guys. Now, I don't know if "it" has the power of foresight but I'm not surprised that "it" does. I'm just that talented. What's that? My psychic part is telling me that it knows what you're going to be doing tonight.

This is day 16 and I came close to losing :(

ThE mALL iS a SeXuAL pLaCe

Day 15

I went to the mall yesterday and if it weren't for the kids, old people, and the men, it would seem like a brothel. I was walking and I must of seen so many hot chicks that I could blow a gasket. I passed by the Victoria's Secret store and saw my favorite Brazilian models, Alessandra Ambrosio and Adriana Lima.



I wanted to be like Borat and do it right then and there but I kept it in. I knew I couldn't ruin the bet, so I walked into the store. There were so many bras and panties. The only time I saw so many bras was at a party in Florida...uhh but that's another story for another time. Ah reminiscing is so convenient because I don't need the internet for my needs. Ah, I love the mall. Browsing is becoming my new favorite pastime.

At 45 days, our thoughts and prayers goes out to the families of lost loved ones and those who are affected by the Virginia Tech massacre. Much love.

This is day 15 and I'm hands free.

I cAn'T rEaD sPaNiSh, BuT sHe'S hOw oLd?

Day 14

This came up on Digg.com the other day. It is a website (Soho.com.co) written in Spanish but I can nearly read it. It says something about the woman in the picture being fifty years old or something. At first glance, I thought it was just a twenty-something year old. Then, with closer inspection, I noticed imperfections in the skin around the face. Some (few) wrinkles and the face looks much older. Then skimmed over something about "cincuenta años." *GASP* She doesn't look bad for her age. If more women were able to keep the look of a 25 year old, then there would be fewer women that are self-conscious about their age. Young boys on her block probably say, "Jeez, she's 50 years old?! Hell, I'd still tap that."

This is day 14 and I'm a day older.

DaMn ThAt LuCkY tEdDy BeAr

Day 13

Never have I've been so jealous of an oversized teddy bear. I never thought I would be envious of a teddy bear until now. If you haven't seen the video yet, I have included it for you.
It was "very hard" for me to watch this clip and not being able to "participate." She was very good at humping that teddy bear's leg. I was watching it with Bobo, my monkey. It was agonizing for the both of us. Alas, Bobo is not as strong minded as I am and he could not control it, so he started to slap and "spank" himeself (As you can tell, he loves Florida very much).
He was very shocked when he found out the teddy bear was his neighbor!
He cursed the heavens because he wasn't the one that girl was dry humping. You and me both, Bobo. You and me both.

This is day 13 and I'm going crazy.

WeLcOmE tO tHe GrInDhOuSe

Day 12

I watched Grindhouse tonight and I'm not going to do any reviews but watching Rose McGowan taking down zombies with her M4A1 rifle leg (Trust me, I know my guns). I wish she had both her legs and weilding the gun rather than just one leg and one nub. However, her one leg is still sexy and her stripper scene is awesome. Dancing around in her stripperware and showing her tight little tush...Well, I'm tired so I'm going to keep this short. It's already the next day. Nite and I'll have nice dreams of Rose McGowan.

This is day 12 and I'm hands free.

PhOtOsHoOt In ThE tOiLeT??

Day 11

As I was perusing the internet, I came across a model named Lisa Marie Scott. It appears she is in the bathroom taking some fantastic shots of herself. I'm not bias towards one type of girls, except for the half asians. This is the proof.

Now, after seeing her (photo) spread, I did a little digging. According to Wikipedia, Scott is a third Japanese, third Scottish, and third Swiss. It says here she was also in Playboy and Married...with Children. Yummy. So, why haven't I seen her before? I guess I don't do enough "research." Wikipedia also says that she was a professional ballerina. Flexible. I like that. Now, I wish I was one of the Wonder Twins and transform myself into that toilet.

This is day 11 and I'm hands free.

It'S gEtTiNg HaRdEr AnD hArDeR...

Day 10

It's getting harder and harder and I have no clue why. I have the right mindset and my head is in the right place. Shouldn't this be a piece of cake? I've resisted every temptation since a week and three days ago, but it still comes back in full force. For instance, remember my post about Rachel Specter?
Well, appearently she's in another line of commericals, the Sunsilk Color Showdown ads. She's on the brunette's side and she is hot in those ads as well. And to think I've seen the last of her in the RGX commericals. Oh, why must you torment me? Everytime I think about it, it gets harder and harder. I wish the bet would end soon. The bet, I mean, is getting to be quite hard. What else did you think I meant? You sick bastard.

This is day 10 and I'm hands free.

WeBcAm GiRlS aRe HoT

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WoMeN aRe ArMiEs Of OnE

Day 8

Atten-hut!
So, I was looking back at my collection and I found this video that I had saved for future references. It comprise of a beautiful brunette in a black top and white bottoms that shows her wonderous tushie of hers (If you saw the clip or saw the pictures, you know what I mean). Man, boot camp sculpted her body to perfection. I liike. If all female soldiers looked like that, not only will there be a 100% troop increase and participation in the army but also there will be peace in the world. The terrorists would lay down their arms after this beauty walks in front of their paths. There is your paradise, gentlemen. I tried to find a better clip of this strip tease salute on iFilm only to be disappointed! Appearently, strip teasing in front of a webcam while deployed in Iraq leads to court martial. Damn Bush. She was just trying to serve her country! It just so happen most of her clothes fell off when she was filming. There shouldn't be anything wrong with that. Oh well.

OMG she is hot! God bless her boo...er our troops.


This is day 8 and this is getting harder. I'm hands free.



Note: I have found the video clip! The link is http://www.filecabi.net/video/super-sexy-trooper.html

hApPy EaStEr!!

Day 7

No post because of the holiday. Happy Easter!

This is day 7 and I'm hands free.

I sPy WiTh My LiTtLe EyE...

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tAbLe FoR oNe

Day 5

My friends and I went to a Bulls game tonight. I got to see the Bulls decimated the Nets in a 105-74 victory. I paid money to see millionaires throw and shoot around a basketball. I saw the luvabulls dance their routine. Let me just say, they sure kept my mind of girls, sex, and my "extracurriculars." Afterwards, I had wanted to go for some pizza, but none of my friends wanted go (figures, right?) So, I jokingly suggested that I should reserve a table for one then. Then my lady friend, Monica, said the funniest shit tonight: "Oh, that is so sad. Do they even have those?" HI-larious. So we wind up not going and we found ourselves at McD's because parking was much easier and we got a free big mac for the Bulls victory. Damn downtown with its confusing one way streets and cab drivers. Well, my table for one is ready now.

This is day 5 and I'm hands free.

SeX sElLs PrOdUcTs

Day 4

So I was watching TV and I noticed that sex does really sell. I must of watch 30 different commercials today and I've got to tell you, I dig the RGX girl. So I did a little research and I got to tell you, that Rachel Specter makes me regret taking the bet. Wow, the way she teases you in the commercials and that walk, oh man. I never appreciated commercials before. Not only am I noticing the Victoria's Secret commercials about the new weightless IPEX bra (which by the way looks great on Alessandra Ambrosio), but I'm noticing stuff like Old Navy ads and even Target ads. It's a simple thing to use sex appeal to sell products. I think Jerry Seinfeld said it best: "Women, they're so subtle, their little...everything they do is subtle...men are not subtle, we are obvious. Women know what men want, men know what men want, what do we want? We want women, that's it!...It's the only thing we know for sure, it really is: we want women. How do we get them? Oh, we don't know 'bout that, we don't know." Tonight, I'll be imagining Rachel Specter in an IPEX bra tonight. :(

By the way, I do have videos for these posts, just haven't gotten around to them yet.

This is day 4 and I'm hands free.

ThE vIeW iS nIcE

Day 3

When I accepted the bet, it seems more hot girls started to appear around me. Either that or I am more aware of them. The more I think about them, the easier it is for my friend to win the bet. Breasts seem bigger, lips seem fuller, butts seem tighter. I feel like the time when I started to notice girls. I have calculated my 45 days and it will be May 17, 2007 before the bet is over and I have won. It doesn't look too bad, but then again I'm only on my third day. Looks like a long road of ahead of me, so I won't bore you with the details. I'll have 42 more days to do that. Be sure to check out my videos of these blog entries at youtube.com/handsfree45. Or send me a voicemail at 630.395.7000.

This is day 3 and I'm hands free.

"WiLl"PoWeR

Day 2

Imagine a 19 yr old male who goes to college everyday and is surrounded by beautiful girls everyday. Now that same 19 yr old male accepted a bet of 45 "hands free" days. Crazy? A lot of my friends seem so. Many of them say I won't last a week. One of my friends, Larry, said it is impossible. And he's a buddhist too. I say it is all in my head. If I see it done, then it will be done. I have to visualize the goal at hand, which in this case is a waitress bringing my free meal at Cheesecake Factory. I already feel like I'm missing something. I'm not much of a gambler. But I gamble when I know it is achievable. I just hope that my waitress is hot.

This is day 2 and I am hands free.

LeT tHe GaMeS bEgIn!

Day 1

Today is Apr 2, 2007 and it is 9:30 PM. My name is Will and this is my first episode. I started this video blog because of a bet I made recently. What bet you might ask? Well, my friend bet me that I couldn't go for 45 days without manhandling your piece, firming my rope, buttering the rod, swinging the bayonet, warming up your cheese-dog, etc, etc. You get the point. You might be wondering what do I get? Well, I get to work on my willpower, motivation, and finally the time to do other things besides "Hanging out with one's self." That and I get a free meal to Cheesecake Factory. Don't get me wrong. I can easily afford it but it is a chance to better myself. This will take motivation, dedication, and every fiber of my being to see this through.

This is day one and I'm hands free.

Oh by the way, I opened up an e-mail inbox for anything you might want to send me: questions or comments. The e-mail is handsfree45@gmail.com. Be sure to send me a love note.

EP 1 - LeT tHe GaMeS bEgIn!

Note: Sorry, guys. I'm pretty busy at school. I'll get to editing the videos whenever I can.

EP 1 - LeT tHe GaMeS bEgIn!
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