SeX eXpLoSiOn eXpErT

Day 45 - May 16, 2007

Well, today marks the end of the bet. Mission accomplished. Bet completed. Unleash the rage that is within my pants. I've learned a lot through this experience. During this time, women became less of an object and I've become more appreciative of the female body. I've kept my word and went through 45 days of hell. I kind of felt like this everyday:

Sex was on my mind every single day throughout the 45 day period. I did say at the beginning it would take motivation, dedication, and every fiber of my being. Now at the end of it, I am a stronger person and I have the willpower to accomplish the near impossible. Today is a glorious day and who better to celebrate it with me than Jessica Alba and her new GQ photo spread.

She is the hottest woman on the face of the planet. She reminds me of the Borat quote: This C.J. was like no Kazakh woman I have ever seen. She had golden hair, teeth as white as pearls, and the asshole of a seven-year-old. For the first time in my lifes, I was in love. That's kind of like how I feel about Jessica Alba. Her face is so beautiful, her body is as petite as a ten-year-old. Heh heh. I would like to put pains in her assholes. To California! First, I have to make a pit stop...if you know what I mean.

This is day 45 and I AM RELIEVED!!!!

OnE iS tHe LoNeLiEsT nUmBeR

Day 44 - May 15, 2007

Well my boy, I've lasted 44 days! I can almost see the light. I dream of girls prancing around half naked and fully naked. I see giant hills shaped of breasts and booty. I see girls sucking on bananas and see how much they can down. I walk a little further and I see girls in schoolgirl uniforms kissing each other and having fun. Girls on top of cars.

Business women stripping to their bare essentials. Over to my left, brunettes and blondes are wrestling and boxing each other to see who has the superior hair color. Celebrities are doing the aerobic striptease and covering their female assets with technological peripherals over to my right. Then, dead straight ahead, I reach to a goddess among goddesses. Alessandra Ambrosio.

The things I want to do to her...

This is day 44 and I have become delusional.

JuMp FoR jOy!

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HaPPy MoThEr'S dAy!

Day 42 - May 13, 2007

There is no post today because of Mother's Day. Have a wonderful day, you muthas!.

This is day 42 and I'm looking at MILFs.

Ass MaN

Day 41 - May 12, 2007

This is a tribute to the asses all of the hot women in the world:

I recently went to a rave and the girls there were out of this world. I got a couple of them to dance with me and let me tell you, there were wild! I felt like I was a lion or something, hunting for some prime meat, the ass of hot chicks. I got on dance floor and got "wit it." There was a lot of booty bumping and it got really hot and sweaty. So, we went back to my hotel room to cool off. I'll spare you the rest of the details of that night, but I'll say this: I am still master of my domain.

This is day 41 and I wished this bet would have never happened.

ScHooL iS oUt FoR sUmmEr!

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ThE wEaThEr Is MaKiNg Me HoRnY

Day 39 - May 10, 2007

I was flipping the channels today and I saw the most amazing weather woman:

Her name is Jackie Guerrido on Despierta America. Apparently the TV station doesn't care if she dresses so provocative and so tempting. Just look at all of the tops she wears.

It is so tight, that she has to talk really fast in order to let the air escape from her lungs.

And when she turns either to the left or the right, I can see that she has a very nice hourglass figure. Ai Yi Yi Yi!

This is day 39 and I wish she could report the local weather.

SoUtH aMeRiCa = BeAuTiFuL aSSeS!

Day 38 - May 9, 2007

This is the second day of searching for South American beauties. Today, I found this:

She is an Argentine babe, another amazing ass. Only thing I can tell you is that she is a model, and perhaps an actress. I tried googling her, but nothing is English. I felt like a little kid just looking at pictures and not reading anything. I still dont understand how all these babes have great asses. Is it the weather, the climate, the exercise? How do they make their butts so bubbly round? This will take hours of studying. I leave you now.

This is day 38 and I want to go to South America.

BuSiNeSSwOmEn ArE hOt!!

Day 37 - May 8, 2007

So, becoming a future entrepreneur, I see many business type people. I mostly take notice to those who dress like this: I don't know why more women dress like this Brazilian:

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It's a very attractive look for single women. Suppose a woman were to dress like that in the office. She would get so much work done. And none of it would be done by her. Her male counterparts would do all the work for her in hope that she would fuck them. Then everyday more people are eager to come to work everyday.

This is day 37 and I <3 Brazilians!

ThE gIrL nExT dOOr

Day 36 - May 7, 2007

So, I was in the driveway playing some basketball, minding my own business, when an alien spacecraft came down from the sky and abducted me. To make a long story short, I got pr0bed. Of course, this didn't happen. So, I was playing basketball in my driveway when I noticed my neighbor. Now, normally neighbors don't normally notice each other other than the standard "Hello" and wave. But I noticed her. She had some short pants and a tight pink tank top. Niice. Later that night, I Googled "Girl Next Door." And did I get results:

I wish she was my neighbor too.

This is day 36 and I'm hands free.

BrEaStAsTiC!

Day 35
Breastastic! That's what I would say to the marketing people over at Hanes. Just look at how their new women's underwear line is presented:

And Jennifer Love Hewitt as the model? Very smart and sexy. I just don't know how someone came up with putting lingerie on one of the hottest actresses with big breasts in Hollywood. All this "thinking" is making my blood rush to another part of my body. Now, if they also had Jessica Alba posing for these ads that would be SO nice! I think I am going to watch Heartbreakers tonight...
Note: Right now is finals week so I am going to be a bit behind.

This is day 35 and I am hands free.

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wHy SaLmA? wHy?

Day 34

According to Tubewad, who received their information from TV Guide, Salma Hayek will NOT be returning the show, Ugly Betty. Now, I happen to watch the show and enjoy the humor in the show. It is entertaining on a Thursday night when Smallville is on reruns. I liked watching Salma Hayek on the show, mainly because of this:

According to Tubewad, Hayek is not return to Ugly Betty because she is "prego" (pregnant) and wanting to get back to her movie career. Also according to Tubewad, the main reason Salma Hayek agreed to appear on the Ugly Betty show was to help boost low ratings. I know she also boosted something of mine...Here is also the clip:

This is day 34 and I'm suffering.

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wReStLiNg WoMeN aRe HoT

Day 33

I was flipping through channels today and I saw WWE Smackdown. I began to watch it and I've got to tell you. The divas of the WWE are hot! Just look at this diva:

Her name is Maryse Ouellet from the Smackdown roster. This Canadian beauty doesn't fight in the ring but who cares? She does short commercial spots for the Smackdown breaks. She is always in lingerie and apparently she loves to tease the camera. She makes me want to go to Canada. Let's wrestle in bed, Maryse.

This is day 33 and sadly, I'm still hands free.

ThE bRiTiSh ArE cOmInG

Day 32

She acts, sings, models, and she has got a smashing bum and knockers. It seems Jennifer Ellison is a perfect replacement for the grotty Britney Spears. These are a couple of pics from one of her photo shoot:

I don't know about you guys, but she gives me an instant stonker. I guess the summer is getting really close when totties are shooting pictures in their bikinis. Here is a picture from her Maxim UK shoot:

That knife is a bit too close for comfort though. I fancy the chains she's wear though. It leave a lot to my imagination. Yeah, I wouldn't mind shagging her on spinning wheel. Talk dirty to me with your British accent. Spot on.

This is day 32 and I hate this bet.

ScHooL iS aLmOsT oUt!!

Day 31

This is the last week of the semester! My freshman year in college is almost finished. I made new friends, learned a lot, and had fun. It appears that a certain someone is already stripping down her schoolgirl uniform:

It seems she can't wait to get out of school too. It was nice of her to show us her little outfit before taking it off. Here's a question, does her thong say "Hustler"? I was staring for a while and I still couldn't make it out. Oh well. Something about a schoolgirl uniform makes a girl more appealing. It could be that it signify innocence or untouched or something. Whatever. I just want this bet to be over already. If anyone asks, I'm studying the female anatomy.

This is day 31 and I'm hands free.

I'm GeeKiNg OuT!

Day 30

Well, it's been a month and I've had my share of close encounters of losing it. But I am still determined. My friends are trying to make me break and/or make me suffer. It's been tough not being able to share my expressions for a month to pictures like these:

I like what I see. A girl using Apple products. That's sex appeal right there. I wish there were more girls surfing the Internet nude or listening to their iPods in their panties. The world would be in a better and more attractive place. That's why I found her on Macenstein's "Mac Chick of the Month" for May 2007. Wow, a month of watching these pictures and videos and I still survived. God, I need a girlfriend...

This is day 30 and I'm geeked out! SEE BELOW
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BrUnEttE vS. bLoNdE bOxInG

Day 29

This video got my juices flowing:

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I loved the music. I loved the women. I even loved what they were doing. Jumping and getting all sweaty playing the Nintendo Wii. Whoever is the camera guy, bravo. You have the eye of a angel. The way pan in and out of the blonde's heaving chest and the brunette's firm body, it was beautiful. And the slow motion effects. It was timed at the right places. When the jumping and the celebration happened, the slow motion happened too. I didn't like the slow motion voices though. Sounds kinda manly. So, who won? Everyone won. Everyone won. Let's all do a victory dance.

This is day 29 and I'm hands free.

NeW LiNgErIe To ShOw

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HoTTiEs At HoLLiStEr

Day 27

A new mall opened up where I worked and one of the stores is Hollister Co.


Normally this doesn't concern me other than to buy clothes from there, but this time the people who work at Hollister bank with us. This is awesome. The employed hotties of Hollister come by the branch almost every day. Just today, three girls from Hollister came to the branch. Two of them were "very niice." Makes me want to have sexy-time in their "vazhïn." I'm just joking...................................................................................NOT! If any girls working at Hollister needs some help with banking, I can be reached at handsfree45@gmail.com. I can demonstrate my "deposits and withdrawals."

This is day 27 and Hollister only employs the hot ones. Good for me, bad for the bet.

A mAtCh MaDe In HeAvEn

Day 26

I was reading on Digg.com and one of the links was to a site of gamer girls. There are 11 pages of hot (and the not so hot) and hardcore gamer girls. And this is where I found her:


Her name is Britini and she's 19 years old. She likes all the games that I like, especially first person shooters. That's hot. A girl that can handle herself in a game of Gears of War, is a girl I want in my book. She's also easy on the eyes.

Her lips are, uh, nice and full.


This picture of her licking her Xbox 360, HOTT!! She says she plays 5 hours a night, but I wonder what she does the rest of the night...Hmm, better keep her company. What's your gamer tag, Britini? We should hook up.

This is day 26 and I can't take it anymore.

StRiPtEaSe iS tHe NeW wOrKoUt

Day 25

I was looking on the "Interweb" and saw that Carmen Electra had posed for the Russian FHM (Who knew?).


I can't read Russian so I'll pretend the captions say, "Fuck me. Someone fuck me. I am horny." For her age she still looks as sexy as ever. Man, I bet every woman wants to look that good at her age. These pictures made me dig up my collection of Carmen Electra's Aerobic Striptease. Ah, exercise never looked so good. But, I can't help and wonder if anyone gets fit from these workout DVDs. I don't care. I just want to know girls who know aerobic striptease. I can't decide on Carmen's best move. It's either the dips and butt smack or the crawl. Ooh, my loins.

This is day 25 and I'm hands free.

A dReAm CoMe TrUe?

Day 24

In the world of pornographic material, you have the softcore and the hardcore, the real and the cartoon, the norm and the out-there-extreme. But there has never been video games meets girls until now. Introducing the NERDcore. Gamer girls who graciously strip down to the buff to stand, lay, and stretch behind video games and consoles.

Look at this: She is a very beautiful girl and a pretty smoking body. But the most important point is: she's IN THE NUDE with only a Nintendo Power Glove. How HOT is that?! That's hot. And what about this:

She's playing the new Super Mario Bros. game on the Nintendo DS on the TV! I think I'm in love...

This is day 24 and I'm hands free (and NERDcore).

If I wErE tRaPPeD oN aN eLeVaToR...

Day 23

The question of being trapped on an elevator with someone else has been hypothesized countless of times. The logical choice would be Superman. However, choosing her:


wouldn't be a bad choice either. It appears both choices come with its perks. With Superman, I would be out of the elevator in a second, whether it be prying the elevator doors, using flight to fly out, or even cutting a hole at the bottom with his heat ray eyes. Choosing the latter has it perks too. I would...hmm...I would...I guess I would be trapped. With her. In her bikini. For hours. No one will find us. No sign of help for a while. Yeah, she wouldn't be a bad choice. Oops, I guess her top fell off and her bottoms are starting to fall.

I guess I'll have to help, hypothetically speaking.

This is day 23 and I was in Gotham City.
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MoRnInG wOoD

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I wAnT tHaT iPoD

Day 21

It just so happens I was flipping through my Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition 2007 (I happen to like the articles) and I saw a lovely picture of a video iPod.


I know this because of the wider screen and the headphone jack is slightly towards the right of the iPod rather than right in the middle. God, I wish I could have it. iPod, I mean. The ability to watch TV shows and movies right in the palm of my hand. My palms are getting sweaty. Hmm. Oh, who am I kidding? Marisa Miller looks smoking with the iPod. Now, if that were an iPod shuffle, this bet would be over and I would have lost. I can spin the iPod click wheel pretty fast. It IS in the right place...I'm such a geek.

This is day 21 and my pants are bulging.

TaLeNtEd BaNaNa GiRl

Day 20

I was looking at some stuff on YouTube and I found this video of a chick shoving a banana down her throat.
That's hot. Talk about a deep throat. I loved the look on the guy's face when she took the banana down. She must be either getting a lot of practice in or she might have loose throat muscles. She is very talented and it seems ever since this video, women and men started to do similar videos of the same thing. They try to copy what she had already accomplished: to swallow an entire banana. The only thing that could be better with the video if both girls were swallowing it from each end and kiss at the end (sort of like Lady and the Tramp). That would be awesome! Oh, how I miss my alone time.

This is day 20 and I'm hands free but it is tempting...

PoT dAy

Day 19

There is no post today because of Pot Day. Happy 4/20.

This is day 19 and I'm hands free.

TaLk To ThE hAnD

Day 18

Everyday, millions of men and women around the world fall prey to the this. It happens in showers, bedrooms, and many other places in the home. Some can get it pretty quickly or slowly, depending on a single individual. To others, it remains a complete mystery on how to DiY or to others. Inanimate objects can be used to accelerate the treatment such as a vibrating duck:

Creams and other topical ointments can be used to help. What am I talking about? Manual stimulation, of course.

This is my research.
It is through my "research" I am able to see the vicious cycle that us humans fall prey to everyday. For some this happens everyday or every other day. While others can go through 18 days without it. Don't believe me? Talk to the hand. He's lonely.



This is day 18 and I'm Chris Hanson from NBC Dateline...umm I mean I'm hands free.

ReCoVeRy

Day 17

After yesterday, I was recovering. I was pretty close to losing the bet and that would be bad. It is a lot harder than I thought. I am in new territory. I've never lasted this long before. The doubt is creeping in. So is the urge. I just got to keep at it. Got to keep myself busy. I'm still in this. I got to keep it optimistic. However someone doesn't think so. She's been sending me text messages to demoralize me. And she sent a picture of her "girlfriend's" (inside joke) ass. Here let me show you: I think that's a pretty nice ass too but it's not going to work, Jessie. I'm too determined.

This is day 17 and I'm too weak..........................NOT!

cLoSe CaLL oR fOrEsIgHt?

Day 16

So, I came to a close call today. I came very close to losing the bet. Tonight, unexpectedly I had a raging hard on while I was cooking. I felt I took Viagra. I don't know why it happened. It's not like I was looking at anything provocative. I couldn't get it down and I felt like I was about to burst. Jeez. Later in the evening, I came across some new pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio in the newest edition of Vegas magazine. She looks amazing.


You have to admit, some girls want to be like her; while every other guys wants to be in her. I just happen to be one of those guys. Now, I don't know if "it" has the power of foresight but I'm not surprised that "it" does. I'm just that talented. What's that? My psychic part is telling me that it knows what you're going to be doing tonight.

This is day 16 and I came close to losing :(

ThE mALL iS a SeXuAL pLaCe

Day 15

I went to the mall yesterday and if it weren't for the kids, old people, and the men, it would seem like a brothel. I was walking and I must of seen so many hot chicks that I could blow a gasket. I passed by the Victoria's Secret store and saw my favorite Brazilian models, Alessandra Ambrosio and Adriana Lima.



I wanted to be like Borat and do it right then and there but I kept it in. I knew I couldn't ruin the bet, so I walked into the store. There were so many bras and panties. The only time I saw so many bras was at a party in Florida...uhh but that's another story for another time. Ah reminiscing is so convenient because I don't need the internet for my needs. Ah, I love the mall. Browsing is becoming my new favorite pastime.

At 45 days, our thoughts and prayers goes out to the families of lost loved ones and those who are affected by the Virginia Tech massacre. Much love.

This is day 15 and I'm hands free.

I cAn'T rEaD sPaNiSh, BuT sHe'S hOw oLd?

Day 14

This came up on Digg.com the other day. It is a website (Soho.com.co) written in Spanish but I can nearly read it. It says something about the woman in the picture being fifty years old or something. At first glance, I thought it was just a twenty-something year old. Then, with closer inspection, I noticed imperfections in the skin around the face. Some (few) wrinkles and the face looks much older. Then skimmed over something about "cincuenta años." *GASP* She doesn't look bad for her age. If more women were able to keep the look of a 25 year old, then there would be fewer women that are self-conscious about their age. Young boys on her block probably say, "Jeez, she's 50 years old?! Hell, I'd still tap that."

This is day 14 and I'm a day older.

DaMn ThAt LuCkY tEdDy BeAr

Day 13

Never have I've been so jealous of an oversized teddy bear. I never thought I would be envious of a teddy bear until now. If you haven't seen the video yet, I have included it for you.
It was "very hard" for me to watch this clip and not being able to "participate." She was very good at humping that teddy bear's leg. I was watching it with Bobo, my monkey. It was agonizing for the both of us. Alas, Bobo is not as strong minded as I am and he could not control it, so he started to slap and "spank" himeself (As you can tell, he loves Florida very much).
He was very shocked when he found out the teddy bear was his neighbor!
He cursed the heavens because he wasn't the one that girl was dry humping. You and me both, Bobo. You and me both.

This is day 13 and I'm going crazy.