BrEaStAsTiC!

Day 35
Breastastic! That's what I would say to the marketing people over at Hanes. Just look at how their new women's underwear line is presented:

And Jennifer Love Hewitt as the model? Very smart and sexy. I just don't know how someone came up with putting lingerie on one of the hottest actresses with big breasts in Hollywood. All this "thinking" is making my blood rush to another part of my body. Now, if they also had Jessica Alba posing for these ads that would be SO nice! I think I am going to watch Heartbreakers tonight...
Note: Right now is finals week so I am going to be a bit behind.

This is day 35 and I am hands free.

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wHy SaLmA? wHy?

Day 34

According to Tubewad, who received their information from TV Guide, Salma Hayek will NOT be returning the show, Ugly Betty. Now, I happen to watch the show and enjoy the humor in the show. It is entertaining on a Thursday night when Smallville is on reruns. I liked watching Salma Hayek on the show, mainly because of this:

According to Tubewad, Hayek is not return to Ugly Betty because she is "prego" (pregnant) and wanting to get back to her movie career. Also according to Tubewad, the main reason Salma Hayek agreed to appear on the Ugly Betty show was to help boost low ratings. I know she also boosted something of mine...Here is also the clip:

This is day 34 and I'm suffering.

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wReStLiNg WoMeN aRe HoT

Day 33

I was flipping through channels today and I saw WWE Smackdown. I began to watch it and I've got to tell you. The divas of the WWE are hot! Just look at this diva:

Her name is Maryse Ouellet from the Smackdown roster. This Canadian beauty doesn't fight in the ring but who cares? She does short commercial spots for the Smackdown breaks. She is always in lingerie and apparently she loves to tease the camera. She makes me want to go to Canada. Let's wrestle in bed, Maryse.

This is day 33 and sadly, I'm still hands free.

ThE bRiTiSh ArE cOmInG

Day 32

She acts, sings, models, and she has got a smashing bum and knockers. It seems Jennifer Ellison is a perfect replacement for the grotty Britney Spears. These are a couple of pics from one of her photo shoot:

I don't know about you guys, but she gives me an instant stonker. I guess the summer is getting really close when totties are shooting pictures in their bikinis. Here is a picture from her Maxim UK shoot:

That knife is a bit too close for comfort though. I fancy the chains she's wear though. It leave a lot to my imagination. Yeah, I wouldn't mind shagging her on spinning wheel. Talk dirty to me with your British accent. Spot on.

This is day 32 and I hate this bet.

ScHooL iS aLmOsT oUt!!

Day 31

This is the last week of the semester! My freshman year in college is almost finished. I made new friends, learned a lot, and had fun. It appears that a certain someone is already stripping down her schoolgirl uniform:

It seems she can't wait to get out of school too. It was nice of her to show us her little outfit before taking it off. Here's a question, does her thong say "Hustler"? I was staring for a while and I still couldn't make it out. Oh well. Something about a schoolgirl uniform makes a girl more appealing. It could be that it signify innocence or untouched or something. Whatever. I just want this bet to be over already. If anyone asks, I'm studying the female anatomy.

This is day 31 and I'm hands free.

I'm GeeKiNg OuT!

Day 30

Well, it's been a month and I've had my share of close encounters of losing it. But I am still determined. My friends are trying to make me break and/or make me suffer. It's been tough not being able to share my expressions for a month to pictures like these:

I like what I see. A girl using Apple products. That's sex appeal right there. I wish there were more girls surfing the Internet nude or listening to their iPods in their panties. The world would be in a better and more attractive place. That's why I found her on Macenstein's "Mac Chick of the Month" for May 2007. Wow, a month of watching these pictures and videos and I still survived. God, I need a girlfriend...

This is day 30 and I'm geeked out! SEE BELOW
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BrUnEttE vS. bLoNdE bOxInG

Day 29

This video got my juices flowing:

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I loved the music. I loved the women. I even loved what they were doing. Jumping and getting all sweaty playing the Nintendo Wii. Whoever is the camera guy, bravo. You have the eye of a angel. The way pan in and out of the blonde's heaving chest and the brunette's firm body, it was beautiful. And the slow motion effects. It was timed at the right places. When the jumping and the celebration happened, the slow motion happened too. I didn't like the slow motion voices though. Sounds kinda manly. So, who won? Everyone won. Everyone won. Let's all do a victory dance.

This is day 29 and I'm hands free.

NeW LiNgErIe To ShOw

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HoTTiEs At HoLLiStEr

Day 27

A new mall opened up where I worked and one of the stores is Hollister Co.


Normally this doesn't concern me other than to buy clothes from there, but this time the people who work at Hollister bank with us. This is awesome. The employed hotties of Hollister come by the branch almost every day. Just today, three girls from Hollister came to the branch. Two of them were "very niice." Makes me want to have sexy-time in their "vazhïn." I'm just joking...................................................................................NOT! If any girls working at Hollister needs some help with banking, I can be reached at handsfree45@gmail.com. I can demonstrate my "deposits and withdrawals."

This is day 27 and Hollister only employs the hot ones. Good for me, bad for the bet.

A mAtCh MaDe In HeAvEn

Day 26

I was reading on Digg.com and one of the links was to a site of gamer girls. There are 11 pages of hot (and the not so hot) and hardcore gamer girls. And this is where I found her:


Her name is Britini and she's 19 years old. She likes all the games that I like, especially first person shooters. That's hot. A girl that can handle herself in a game of Gears of War, is a girl I want in my book. She's also easy on the eyes.

Her lips are, uh, nice and full.


This picture of her licking her Xbox 360, HOTT!! She says she plays 5 hours a night, but I wonder what she does the rest of the night...Hmm, better keep her company. What's your gamer tag, Britini? We should hook up.

This is day 26 and I can't take it anymore.