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Day 45 - May 16, 2007

Well, today marks the end of the bet. Mission accomplished. Bet completed. Unleash the rage that is within my pants. I've learned a lot through this experience. During this time, women became less of an object and I've become more appreciative of the female body. I've kept my word and went through 45 days of hell. I kind of felt like this everyday:

Sex was on my mind every single day throughout the 45 day period. I did say at the beginning it would take motivation, dedication, and every fiber of my being. Now at the end of it, I am a stronger person and I have the willpower to accomplish the near impossible. Today is a glorious day and who better to celebrate it with me than Jessica Alba and her new GQ photo spread.

She is the hottest woman on the face of the planet. She reminds me of the Borat quote: This C.J. was like no Kazakh woman I have ever seen. She had golden hair, teeth as white as pearls, and the asshole of a seven-year-old. For the first time in my lifes, I was in love. That's kind of like how I feel about Jessica Alba. Her face is so beautiful, her body is as petite as a ten-year-old. Heh heh. I would like to put pains in her assholes. To California! First, I have to make a pit stop...if you know what I mean.

This is day 45 and I AM RELIEVED!!!!

OnE iS tHe LoNeLiEsT nUmBeR

Day 44 - May 15, 2007

Well my boy, I've lasted 44 days! I can almost see the light. I dream of girls prancing around half naked and fully naked. I see giant hills shaped of breasts and booty. I see girls sucking on bananas and see how much they can down. I walk a little further and I see girls in schoolgirl uniforms kissing each other and having fun. Girls on top of cars.

Business women stripping to their bare essentials. Over to my left, brunettes and blondes are wrestling and boxing each other to see who has the superior hair color. Celebrities are doing the aerobic striptease and covering their female assets with technological peripherals over to my right. Then, dead straight ahead, I reach to a goddess among goddesses. Alessandra Ambrosio.

The things I want to do to her...

This is day 44 and I have become delusional.

JuMp FoR jOy!

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HaPPy MoThEr'S dAy!

Day 42 - May 13, 2007

There is no post today because of Mother's Day. Have a wonderful day, you muthas!.

This is day 42 and I'm looking at MILFs.

Ass MaN

Day 41 - May 12, 2007

This is a tribute to the asses all of the hot women in the world:

I recently went to a rave and the girls there were out of this world. I got a couple of them to dance with me and let me tell you, there were wild! I felt like I was a lion or something, hunting for some prime meat, the ass of hot chicks. I got on dance floor and got "wit it." There was a lot of booty bumping and it got really hot and sweaty. So, we went back to my hotel room to cool off. I'll spare you the rest of the details of that night, but I'll say this: I am still master of my domain.

This is day 41 and I wished this bet would have never happened.

ScHooL iS oUt FoR sUmmEr!

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ThE wEaThEr Is MaKiNg Me HoRnY

Day 39 - May 10, 2007

I was flipping the channels today and I saw the most amazing weather woman:

Her name is Jackie Guerrido on Despierta America. Apparently the TV station doesn't care if she dresses so provocative and so tempting. Just look at all of the tops she wears.

It is so tight, that she has to talk really fast in order to let the air escape from her lungs.

And when she turns either to the left or the right, I can see that she has a very nice hourglass figure. Ai Yi Yi Yi!

This is day 39 and I wish she could report the local weather.

SoUtH aMeRiCa = BeAuTiFuL aSSeS!

Day 38 - May 9, 2007

This is the second day of searching for South American beauties. Today, I found this:

She is an Argentine babe, another amazing ass. Only thing I can tell you is that she is a model, and perhaps an actress. I tried googling her, but nothing is English. I felt like a little kid just looking at pictures and not reading anything. I still dont understand how all these babes have great asses. Is it the weather, the climate, the exercise? How do they make their butts so bubbly round? This will take hours of studying. I leave you now.

This is day 38 and I want to go to South America.

BuSiNeSSwOmEn ArE hOt!!

Day 37 - May 8, 2007

So, becoming a future entrepreneur, I see many business type people. I mostly take notice to those who dress like this: I don't know why more women dress like this Brazilian:

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It's a very attractive look for single women. Suppose a woman were to dress like that in the office. She would get so much work done. And none of it would be done by her. Her male counterparts would do all the work for her in hope that she would fuck them. Then everyday more people are eager to come to work everyday.

This is day 37 and I <3 Brazilians!

ThE gIrL nExT dOOr

Day 36 - May 7, 2007

So, I was in the driveway playing some basketball, minding my own business, when an alien spacecraft came down from the sky and abducted me. To make a long story short, I got pr0bed. Of course, this didn't happen. So, I was playing basketball in my driveway when I noticed my neighbor. Now, normally neighbors don't normally notice each other other than the standard "Hello" and wave. But I noticed her. She had some short pants and a tight pink tank top. Niice. Later that night, I Googled "Girl Next Door." And did I get results:

I wish she was my neighbor too.

This is day 36 and I'm hands free.